Band Names In Search of a Band

In my everyday life I am sometimes struck by a phrase that sounds like it could be perfect as the name of a band. I started collecting these gems in a notebook, but then I thought a web page would allow more people to see these ideas and make more suggestions. Some of these names have a little background information or an attribution. Some would be better as song titles than band names.
Godiva's Horse
submitted by Wayne Adams
Masturbation for Hire (or the alliterative Handjob for Hire)
Georgia law 16-6-16
Social Lubricant
Politeness; anything that makes social situations go smoothly
Perversions of the Nuptial Surrender of the Body
Premarital sex
Amoral Beacon
Not exactly a moral beacon
Prophet for Profit
Chocolate Orgasm
Chocolate Dream
Sycophantic Adulation
What you hope your fans will greet you with
Aphrodite Acolytes
Aphrodite is the goddess of love
Furious Apathy
Queen of E-Z Cheez
submitted by Jenn
Spurious Precision
An "exercise in spurious precision" is when you are much more precise than is called for
If you make a suggestion and I use it, I'll put your name or email address by it if you want me to. Feel free to use any of these names for anything. If you are inspired in some way by this page, please let me know.
Contact: Mark Gray
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