THE UNISEX PURITY TEST

VERSION Sex.1 - 450 QUESTIONS

Table O' Contents

• Genesis / History
• Definitions
• Scoring
• Note to Test Administrator
• Credits
• Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities
• How Low Will You Go?
• Who Says You Need A Parter OR I'm The Best I've Ever Had
• Non-Platonic Activities
• Green Eggs and Ham
• Look, Ma, No Hands!
• Kids, Don't Try This at Home
• Don't Worry; I was a Boy Scout
• Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH!
• Mama Always Told Me to Share
• Meta Questions
• Warranty
• Disclaimer

This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory. The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed any or all of the actions contained herein, but they most likely have.

Feel free to distribute at Will (or anyone else you know, for that matter), but please don't change the intro (but if you absosmurfly MUST do that, at least leave the credits in... we worked hard, dammit! :) ).

Genesis / History:

• Version 1 (100) - sometime before 1982 Created at MIT's Baker House. Two parallel versions; one for male, and one for female. Very little is known about this version.
• Version 2 (247) - spring 1983 Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of the unisex version. The story goes that they intended it to be 250 questions, but got tired that night and said "We'll think of three more tomorrow," and tomorrow never got there.
• Version 3.5 (400) - April 10, 1985 First formal release. All former versions were short-lived and tended to be bug-ridden. Does not discriminate against gays or bi's. Added in Genesis/History section, instructions, scoring, and warranty.
• Version 3.5a (400) - April 13, 1985 Found there were 431 questions instead of 400. After an all-night hack sessions, problem was fixed.
• Version 3.5c (400) - January 17, 1988 Finished up at Yale. Final version of the 400 point test EVER! Feel special if you own a copy.
• Version 4.0 (500) - April 23, 1988 Those snotty Yale kids thought that 400 wasn't enough for them. Added 100 questions "just ta show 'em."
• Version 5.0 (1000) - sometime in the late 80's It was decided that 500 questions wasn't enough. Created to be the purity test to end all purity tests. However, it lost a lot of the "fun" of the earlier versions and got boring to take.
• Version 5.0a (1000) - January 4, 1992 A copy of the 1000 point version got into my hands. Big mistake. Typos were gotten rid of and the introduction was made clearer.
• Version 6.0-6.6b (1500) - April 19, 1992 - August 17, 1992 1500 questions. Bestiality, Group Sex, RHPS, Kitchen Utensil, and Cult sections added. Extra credit done away with. Sections put in more logical order. Genesis/History sections and introduction from 500 point version reinstated. Answer sheet made.
• Version 6.6c (1500) - March 25, 1993 I finally went to college and got an Internet address, and was shocked to find that the test had actually been distributed. So, I decided to edit out any more errors that I found and change the introduction. However, I didn't change all the grammatical pronoun errors (using he/she instead of they, his/hers instead of theirs, etc.), because it would have been a pain in the ass. You know what it means; deal with it. Finished up at Miami University in Peabody Hall (Western Campus! Yay!).
• Version Sex.1 (450) - May 1995 Most non-sexual, heterosexist, strictly male-oriented or unquestionably undesirable points removed or reworked. Questions worded and organized for faster testing. HTML.

Instructions for Use:

On the whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If you're still too young to qualify, well, these things take time.

Chaste makes waste. Virginity can be cured.

Remember: the conjugation is "I am erotic, You are kinky, They are perverts"

All questions in this test pertain to events that you can actually remember. Anything you have heard your parents or friends tell you that you can't remember must be repeated for credit.

Definitions:

Necking

the kissing or stroking of a persons head or neck, the stroking of arms hands or back.

Petting

necking plus the caressing or fondling of other portions of anatomy; through or underneath clothing.

Masturbation

the rubbing/feeling of your genitals. Doesn't need to be to orgasm. Can be through clothing.

Mutual Masturbation

You masturbating your partner and/or you being masturbated. Not necessarily both at the same time.

Sex

intercourse, anal sex, or oral sex. Use of dildo-like objects can count, especially when an action is physically impossible otherwise.

Sexual activity

any activity fitting any of the above definitions, plus what your puerile imagination dreams up.

SO

significant other (girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse)

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a high score...even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.

--- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT ---

And, most of all, this is entertainment. Have as much fun in the taking as was had in the making.

Note to the test administrator:

Even though we tried to prevent it, this test can get monotonous. Try to "liven" it up by adding comments and goofiness wherever you want to. Encourage testees to be open with their answers. Taking a break is allowed, but not recommended. Plan on a couple hours. Order some pizza. Get a keg. Whatever. Basically, have a Purity Test Party.

Conversion from 6.6c to Sex.1 by Mark Gray

1. played Twister?
2. eaten food (banana, ice cream cone, etc.) in a provocative manner?
3. enjoyed spreading suntan lotion or something similar on someone you liked?
4. sent an anonymous love letter?
5. worn a strapless gown?
6. received a really good massage?
7. given one?
8. fantasized about Smurfs (or any cartoon character)?
9. fantasized that you were somebody else?
10. wished you were of the opposite sex?
11. worn clothing that was "revealing" or that emphasized 'strategic' locations)?
12. read the Song of Solomon (for you heathens it's in the Bible)?
13. photocopied personal portions of your anatomy?
14. owned an erotic art piece (like the cat woman's phallic symbol in A Clockwork Orange)?
15. sculpted an erotic or sexually explicit art piece (clay, wood, soap, mashed potatoes, anatomically correct snowman/woman, etc.)?

Have you ever:

1. implied greater or lesser sexual experience than you actually possessed?
2. lied about your sexual preference to avoid a date?
3. told the truth about your sexual preference to avoid a date?
4. not considered living together without benefit of clergy or legal sanction a sin (can't live in sin if you don't believe in it)?
5. not thought it promiscuous having different partners monthly?
6. -daily?
7. -concurrently?
8. had a one-night stand? (Some sexual activity is implied.)
9. had sex with someone whose name you didn't know at the time?
10. had sexual activity with someone ten or more years younger than you?
11. -with someone ten or more years older than you?
12. gone to a motel for the sole purpose of sexual activity?
13. fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other than the one present during sexual activity?
14. faked orgasm (guys too)?
15. used alcohol or another drug to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity (yours included)?
16. gone on a date in one night with two or more people with each person unaware of the other(s)?
17. gone steady with two or more people with each person unaware of the other(s)?
18. gone steady with two or more people with all aware of the other(s)?
19. been in adultery (either as the married person or the other person)?
20. engaged in incestuous activity (incest is best - put your sister to the test)?
21. been on either end of "consensual" statutory rape?
22. been in or judged a wet t-shirt contest?
23. been in or judged a whose-better-physically-equipped contest?
24. had sex without the use of a birth control method more effective than prayer (Oh God don't let me/her get pregnant)?
25. had sex with the withdrawl method of birth control? (Slightly more effective than prayer. Substantial penalty for late withdrawl.)
26. tried to convince your partner that intercourse would help prevent or relieve cramps? (It can for some.)
27. been to a "public bath"?
28. given or received money for sexual activity (prostitution)?
29. intentionally 'eavesdropped' while others were engaged in sexual activity?
30. been a voyeur (watched sexual activity without their knowledge)?

(while the actions described here are usually done in private, most count if others were present)

Have you ever:

1. had an arousing or sexually explicit dream (Wet Dreams and the like)?
2. skinny-dipped?
3. read or bought pornographic material that might be described as really gross?
4. subscribed to any erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals? (include alt.sex, alt.sex.whatever)
5. read classic pornographic books (Candy, Fanny Hill, Naked Came the Stranger)?
6. been bored while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature?
7. written erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature (lust letters count)?
8. read any sex manuals (e.g. Joy of Sex, Everything you always wanted to Know about Sex)? Any good recommendations?
9. read the Kama Sutra?
10. read any Presidential report on obscenity?
11. underlined, or marked 'good' parts?
12. had phone sex with a friend?
13. called any phone sex numbers (recorded or live)?
14. worked at a live phone sex number?
15. masturbated more than four times in 24 hours?
16. -on a regular basis (more than once a week)?
17. -to multiple orgasm?
18. -with a pillow or mattress?
19. -using a sexual aid (dildo, inflatable doll)?
20. -using food?
21. -against a household appliance (washing machine on spin cycle)?
22. -while in a theater?
23. -while on the phone (no kinky interpretations of "on the phone". This means you were talking to somebody through the phone lines while you were masturbating. The other party need not know what you were doing, you little pervert)?
24. -while driving?
25. -in a public bathroom?
26. -in a public bathroom of the opposite sex?
27. -in any other public place?
28. -in the wild?
29. fantasized about someone masturbating while masturbating?
30. fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex?

Have you:

1. been involved in kissing below the neck, but not on the hands or arms with a man?
2. -a woman?
3. given or received a hickey with a man (or had the attempt)?
4. -a woman?
5. given or received a hickey in an intimate location with a man?
6. -a woman?
7. had your bare chest fondled or stroked by a man?
8. -a woman?
9. stroked or fondled a man's bare chest?
10. -a woman's?
11. licked or sucked a man's fingers?
12. -a woman?
13. licked, sucked, nibbled or blown into a man's ear?
14. -a woman's?
15. licked, sucked or nibbled a man's nipple?
16. -a woman's?
17. handled a man's bare genitals?
18. -a woman's?
19. had your bare genitals handled by a man?
20. -a woman?
21. used sexual activity with a man who was asleep to wake him up?
22. -a woman?
23. woken up as a result of a man having sexual activity with you?
24. -a woman?
25. watched while a man masturbated?
26. -a woman?
27. had a man watch while you masturbated?
28. -a woman?
29. performed mutual masturbation with a man?
30. -a woman?
31. been given an orgasm by a man?
32. -a woman?
33. given a man an orgasm?
34. -a woman?
35. tasted a man's orgasmic fluids?
36. -a woman's?
37. performed fellatio?
38. performed cunnilingus?
39. received oral sex from a man?
40. -a woman?
41. performed mutual oral sex ('69') with a man?
42. -a woman?
43. had a man orgasm on you?
44. had a man orgasm in you?
45. performed anal sex on a man?
46. -a woman?
47. received anal sex from a man?
48. -a woman?
49. been in a man's company while both of you were nude without anything steamy happening?
50. -a woman's?
51. bathed or showered with a man?
52. -a woman?
53. washed a man or let him wash you just because it felt nice (not because you were unable to wash yourself)?
54. -a woman?
55. had sex with a man while taking a bath or shower?
56. -a woman?
57. had sex with a man who was a virgin?
58. -a woman?
59. participated in pelvic thrusting with a man while clothed (it really drives you insa-a-ane)?
60. -a woman?

1. with others in the same room, had sex?
2. -without them knowing?
3. while parents were in the same house, petted?
4. -had sex?
5. while parents were in the same room, petted?
6. -had sex?
7. while hot tubbing or in a sauna or steam bath, petted?
8. -had sex?
9. in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, petted?
10. -had sex?
11. in a place of religion (church, monastery, circle, Stonehenge) petted?
12. -had sex?
13. in a place of the dead (morgue, cemetery, etc), petted?
14. -had sex?
15. in a contraption of the dead (coffin, hearse, urn, etc), petted?
16. -had sex?
17. during a movie (in a theatre) (e.g. during Rocky Horror, in the back row) petted?
18. -had sex?
19. in a sports area (stadium, court, track, or ballfield), petted?
20. -had sex?
21. in a car or small pickup, minivan, etc. petted?
22. -had sex?
23. in a van, large pickup, etc. petted?
24. -had sex?
25. in a semi, RV, tank, etc. petted?
26. -had sex?
27. with the operator of a moving vehicle, petted?
28. -had sex?
29. as the operator of a moving vehicle, petted?
30. -had sex?
31. on a train, petted?
32. -had sex?
33. on a roller coaster, petted?
34. -had sex?
35. on a boat (canoe, rowboat, personal yacht, sailboat, etc), petted?
36. -had sex?
37. on a ship (battleship, aircraft carrier, cruise ship, etc), petted?
38. -had sex?
39. in an aircraft (airplane, blimp, zeppelin, hovercraft, hot-air balloon, UFO, etc) in flight, petted?
40. -had sex?
41. on public transportation (bus, subway, tram, trolley), petted?
42. -had sex?
43. on a school bus, petted?
44. -had sex?
45. on horseback, petted (just don't scare the horses)?
46. -had sex?
47. in an elevator, escalator dumbwaiter, or other people mover, petted?
48. -had sex?
49. in a telephone booth, voting booth, photo booth, or similar enclosure, petted?
50. -had sex?
51. had sex on the floor?
52. on the roof of a building, petted?
53. -had sex?
54. had sex out of doors?
55. had sex in a hammock?
56. in a tree, petted?
57. -had sex?
58. where the surrounding temperature was below freezing, petted?
59. -had sex? (now that's fucking cold)?
60. in a semi public location where there was a possibility of discovery, had sex?
61. in a semi public location because there was a possibility of discovery, had sex?
62. at a public event (such as a rock concert, rally, or riot), petted?
63. -had sex?
64. in a library, petted?
65. -had sex?
66. in a body of water (swimming pool, river, lake, ocean), petted?
67. -had sex?
68. on a beach, petted?
69. -had sex?
70. in a school, petted?
71. -had sex?
72. in a living room, family room, or the like, petted?
73. -had sex?
74. in a kitchen, petted?
75. -had sex?
76. in any other household room, petted?
77. -had sex?
78. on a household appliance, petted?
79. -had sex?
80. on a table or countertop, petted?
81. -had sex?
82. on a pool table, piano, pinball machine, jukebox, etc. petted?
83. -had sex?
84. on or in a national monument, petted?
85. -had sex?

Have you ever:

1. coined 'pet' names for your or your partner's genitalia?
2. had sex with the same person more than 10 times?
3. had sex with over 10 people (total - not necessarily at once)?
4. had sex more than 100 times?
5. -with the same person?
6. volunteered to sleep in the wet spot?
7. turned down sex?
8. had a phone call with a parent, spouse, or other important person interrupt sexual activity with someone?
9. continued sexual activity during such a phone call?
10. ever been preoccupied during sexual activity (e.g. television, homework, playing piano, dictating a letter, hacking, sewing, chopping vegetables)?
11. ever had your partner be preoccupied during sexual activity?
12. during sexual activity had any crisis that now causes you great merriment (e.g. the bed broke, couldn't get the condom on)?
13. had animals walk on or around you during sexual activity?
14. had nude snapshots taken of you?
15. taken nude snapshots of someone else?
16. given nude snapshots, drawings or other artwork, of yourself to someone?
17. engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session?
18. devoted an entire day to sexual activity (breaks for eating, etc. are OK)?
19. performed ritual sexual activity as part of a religious practice (Tantric Yoga, Fertility Rites, etc.)?
20. had sex to Ravel's Bolero?
21. had sex to the Blue Danube?
22. had sex to any other classical selection?
23. had sex to Dr. Demento (the radio show or the person)?
24. had sex to candlelight?
25. had sex to fireplace light?
26. had sex to campfire light?
27. had sex in full lighting?
28. had sex in absolute darkness?
29. been a screamer?
30. caused someone to be a screamer?
31. disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity?
32. had sex with you on top?
33. had sex with you on the bottom?
34. had sex dorsally ('doggy' style)?
35. had sex amphibiously ('froggy' style)?
36. had sex sitting up?
37. had sex standing up?
38. had sex while still clothed ('down with trousers, up with dresses!')?
39. had sex sideways?
40. had sex both facing the same direction (spooning)?
41. had sex in the wheelbarrow position (remember those "wheelbarrow races" when you were a kid)?
42. had sex while supporting your partner (physically or financially)?
43. had sex upside-down (staircases, etc)?
44. had sex on a trampoline?
45. had sex while hanging from the rafters, a trapeze, a swing, etc?
46. played "sit-n-spin" (use your imagination)?
47. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry?
48. had sex in front of or under a mirror?
49. participated in breast fucking (Hawaiian muscle-fuck)?
50. had your partner fall asleep during sex? (How did their parents get them to sleep?)
51. been sore on the morning after? (But wasn't it worth it?)
52. performed oral sex after intercourse before washing?
53. kissed after oral sex before brushing or gargling?
54. talked dirty during sexual activity?
55. fainted as a result of orgasm ? (give them a stud point!)
56. had your partner faint as a result of orgasm? (take a stud point)
57. caused multiple orgasms for someone?
58. -for someone who didn't think he/she was able?
59. been caused to have multiple orgasms?
60. had sex before breakfast?
61. had sex instead of lunch? (good aerobics and low on calories)
62. had a 'quickie'?
63. had sex more than five times in twenty four hours?
64. had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour time period?
65. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?
66. participated in a fuck-a-thon (to see how many times you can have sex in a set period of time) or other similar "scientific experiment"?
67. gone out in public after sex without bathing (and you're sure everyone can tell)?
68. had sex with spectators watching?
69. been judged by the spectators?
70. foot masturbated someone?
71. been foot masturbated?
72. tongue bathed someone?
73. been tongue bathed?
74. sucked the feet or toes of someone?
75. had someone suck your feet or toes?
76. been, or kept, a mistress/kept man?
77. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent or SO of either of you returned unexpectedly?
78. walked in on your or your friend's parents?
79. -your SO?
80. initiated sexual activity with someone in authority (your babysitter, psychiatrist, parole officer, doctor, nurse, therapist, lawyer, judge, instructor, TA)?
81. -with an intellectual (librarian, author, essayist, philosopher)?
82. -with a member of an 'out' group (someone you wouldn't take home to meet the family, e.g. a biker, air head or securities broker)?
83. -with someone whose body is in the public eye (a member of a sports team, a cheerleader, a model, a belly dancer, etc.)?
84. -with an acrobatic-type athlete (gymnast, break dancer, etc.)?
85. -with a religious official (minister, nun, rabbi, pope, high priestess, etc.)?

Have you:

1. told dirty jokes?
2. discussed masturbation (discussing it during a purity test doesn't count)?
3. discussed oral sex techniques?
4. asked for instructions in oral sex techniques?
5. given lessons in oral sex techniques ('I'm only going to do this once, so pay attention!')?
6. demonstrated oral sex techniques for more than one person at a time?
7. demonstrated oral sex techniques with an assistant?
8. been the assistant?
9. kept a collection of underwear not your own?
10. been attracted to someone's clothing as much as to the person wearing it?
11. accepted an invitation to watch sexual activity?
12. made an invitation to watch?
13. disrobed in public?
14. done a strip tease for someone?
15. been to a nude beach?
16. sunned your buns (tanned your can)?
17. paraded about in the nude (sprints don't count, nor does while searching for undies after a shower. This must be some serious nudeness)?
18. used your hair for the sexual arousal of others (beards count)?
19. searched for the G-spot?
20. found it?
21. accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender?
22. intentionally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender (how else can you read the graffiti)?
23. posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit art (painting, sculpture, photographs, video, movies, etc. as long as you think it was art)?
24. created erotic or explicit art based on a live model?
25. streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your body to the general public without being paid?
26. streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your body to the general public as part of a job (e.g. exotic dancing, modeling lingerie)?
27. helped to cover for someone's escapades (provide alibi, accommodations, opportunity)?
28. been late to work, class or an appointment because you were involved in sexual activity?
29. been interrupted by the police during any sexual activity?
30. had sexual activity (not necessarily simultaneously) with people related to each other?
31. -as siblings?
32. -as parent and child?
33. shaved, colored or bleached your pubic region?
34. shaved someone else's pubic region?
35. had someone else shave your pubic region?
36. had sex during menstruation?
37. performed oral sex on a menstruating woman (or been the woman)?
38. considered semen a part of your diet (15 Calories each)?
39. "pounced" somebody (You're gonna fuck me NOW!)?
40. handed out condoms as party favors?
41. discussed favorite brand of condom?
42. played with a condom (inflated it, filled it with water, unrolled it over your hand - warning: not intended for children under 3)?
43. chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack thereof)?
44. carried a condom 'just in case'?
45. tasted your own sexual fluids?
46. been complimented on your taste?
47. complimented someone on their taste?
48. been in a situation where semen (yours or somebody else's) was shot any distance?
49. had someone praise your sexual abilities in the presence of others?
50. worn body paint?
51. painted somebody?
52. have you a tattoo?
53. used a feather or other tickling device for the sexual arousal of someone?
54. used ice for sexual purposes (e.g. a Popsicle, icicle, etc. as a dildo)?
55. used oils (baby, Wesson, etc) or erotic lotions (motion lotion, etc) for sexual purposes?
56. used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
57. had gravy, syrup, honey or other spreadable food licked off you or your partner (things go better with butter)?
58. used kiwis (the fruit, the bird, or the shoe polish) for sexual purposes?
59. used any food not already mentioned for sexual purposes? Which ones?
60. bought ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
61. given or received a sex toy?
62. been involved in the use of a strap-on?
63. participated in fisting (see Caligula)?
64. inserted your finger in another's anus?
65. performed analingus (oral stimulation of the anus)?
66. practiced zipitage (the picking of other people's zits)?
67. been to a burlesque show (Rocky Horror counts)?
68. been to a peep show or live sex show?
69. held a private showing of an erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie?
70. practiced "role-playing" for sexual purposes (nurse/patient, teacher/student, border guard/well-endowed co-ed)?
71. worn a blindfold or had a partner wear one during sexual activity?
72. cross dressed (dressed in clothing of the opposite sex), other than for a costume party?
73. had a friend of the opposite sex that you traded clothes with?
74. worn lingerie?
75. worn somebody else's lingerie?
76. worn leather or rubber lingerie?
77. worn fishnets?
78. worn edible underwear or eaten it off of somebody else?
79. had a fetish (leather, rubber, latex, feet, whatever)?
80. been in a "theme" bar (gay, leather, etc.)?

Have you ('voluntarily'):

1. fantasized of being tied up for erotic purposes?
2. -of tying someone up for erotic purposes?
3. bought bondage & discipline literature?
4. spanked anyone before or during sex?
5. given or received scratch or bite marks during sex?
6. read anything by the Marquis de Sade?
7. read "The Story of O" or seen the movie?
8. used hot candle wax for erotic purposes?
9. improvised bondage during sexual activity (e.g. holding someone down)?
10. worn a collar/leash for erotic purposes?
11. been gagged for erotic purposes?
12. tied someone up or been tied up for erotic purposes (ropes, scarfs, ties)?
13. -and had sex?
14. -and NOT had sex (teased)?
15. bound someone or been bound in chains (handcuffs, leg irons, plain chain)?
16. had someone whip you?
17. -until you bled?
18. whipped someone?
19. -until they bled?
20. played "switch" (been in each role - top/dominant and bottom/submissive)?
21. had your lips/tongue/nipples pierced?
22. had your other lips pierced (or penis)?
23. pierced someone else's lips/tongue/nipples/genitals?
24. posed for or created B&D drawings, photographs, or movies?
25. Do you consider bondage a way of showing how much you trust another person?

Have you ever:

1. flirted with animals?
2. caused an animal to have an orgasm?
3. had an orgasm from sexual activity with an animal?
4. received oral sex from an animal?
5. performed oral sex on an animal?
6. had sexual intercourse with an animal?
7. had sexual activities with a domestic animal (dog, cat, rabbit, rat, etc.)?
8. had sexual activities with a farm animal (cow, sheep, chicken, etc.)?
9. had sexual activities with a wild animal (tiger, lion, buffalo, etc.)?
10. had sexual activities with a particular animal more than once?

Have you:

1. skinny-dipped with others?
2. played any game which required the removal of clothing (strip poker, Monopoly, chess, Twister, etc.)?
3. deliberately lost a game which required the removal of clothing?
4. played a game which required you or others to perform a sexual action (e.g. spin the bottle)?
5. participated in group masturbation (each person masturbating him/herself)?
6. had sex in the same room with others having sex (partners not necessarily exchanged)?
7. kissed more than one person at the same time? (Remove glasses first.)
8. been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a time?
9. participated in group sex (four or more people, partners exchanged)?
10. been involved in a menage-a-trois?
11. participated in a two (or more) in one?
12. participated in a circle-o-fuck, '69' circle, daisy chain, or similar activity?
13. been to a party where you and others were coated with something slippery (oil, soap, mud, etc.)?
14. participated in an orgy or similar group activity (four or more people; everybody touching, kissing, sexually stimulating everybody else)?
15. participated in more than one orgy or similar group activity with the same group?
16. participated in an orgy or similar group activity with more than one group?
17. made an invitation to participate in group sexual activity?
18. performed oral sex on somebody while (or just after) they had sex with somebody else?
19. had somebody perform oral sex on you while you were having sex with somebody else?
20. lived with more than one lover at the same time (one big happy family)?

1. lied on a Purity Test to affect someone's impression of you?
2. done something with the intent to 'improve' your Purity Test score, used a Test as a check-list, or been inspired to try something after seeing it on a Test?
3. been jealous of, or impressed by, someone else's test scores?
4. taken (or are about to be finished with) a group purity test?
5. taken any form of a purity test more than five times?
6. administered a group purity test?
7. participated in a purity test with ulterior motives?
8. remembered something by taking a purity test?
9. written or re-written a purity test?
10. If you've done something not mentioned on this test, say it aloud and let the group decide if you should get a point for it (maximum one point per person).

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