THE UNISEX PURITY TEST

VERSION 6.sex - 550 QUESTIONS

Table O' Contents

• Genesis / History
• Definitions
• Scoring
• Note to Test Administrator
• Credits
• Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities
• How Low Will You Go?
• Who Says You Need A Parter OR I'm The Best I've Ever Had
• Non-Platonic Activities
• The Nitty and the Gritty
• Green Eggs and Ham
• Look, Ma, No Hands!
• Kids, Don't Try This at Home
• Don't Worry; I was a Boy Scout
• Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH!
• Mama Always Told Me to Share
• Meta Questions
• Warranty
• Disclaimer

This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory. The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed any or all of the actions contained herein, but they most likely have.

Feel free to distribute at Will (or anyone else you know, for that matter), but please don't change the intro (but if you absosmurfly MUST do that, at least leave the credits in... we worked hard, dammit! :) ).

Genesis / History:

• Version 1 (100) - sometime before 1982 Created at MIT's Baker House. Two parallel versions; one for male, and one for female. Very little is known about this version.
• Version 2 (247) - spring 1983 Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of the unisex version. The story goes that they intended it to be 250 questions, but got tired that night and said "We'll think of three more tomorrow," and tomorrow never got there.
• Version 3.5 (400) - April 10, 1985 First formal release. All former versions were short-lived and tended to be bug-ridden. Does not discriminate against gays or bi's. Added in Genesis/History section, instructions, scoring, and warranty.
• Version 3.5a (400) - April 13, 1985 Found there were 431 questions instead of 400. After an all-night hack sessions, problem was fixed.
• Version 3.5c (400) - January 17, 1988 Finished up at Yale. Final version of the 400 point test EVER! Feel special if you own a copy.
• Version 4.0 (500) - April 23, 1988 Those snotty Yale kids thought that 400 wasn't enough for them. Added 100 questions "just ta show 'em."
• Version 5.0 (1000) - sometime in the late 80's It was decided that 500 questions wasn't enough. Created to be the purity test to end all purity tests. However, it lost a lot of the "fun" of the earlier versions and got boring to take.
• Version 5.0a (1000) - January 4, 1992 A copy of the 1000 point version got into my hands. Big mistake. Typos were gotten rid of and the introduction was made clearer.
• Version 6.0-6.6b (1500) - April 19, 1992 - August 17, 1992 1500 questions. Bestiality, Group Sex, RHPS, Kitchen Utensil, and Cult sections added. Extra credit done away with. Sections put in more logical order. Genesis/History sections and introduction from 500 point version reinstated. Answer sheet made.
• Version 6.6c (1500) - March 25, 1993 I finally went to college and got an Internet address, and was shocked to find that the test had actually been distributed. So, I decided to edit out any more errors that I found and change the introduction. However, I didn't change all the grammatical pronoun errors (using he/she instead of they, his/hers instead of theirs, etc.), because it would have been a pain in the ass. You know what it means; deal with it. Finished up at Miami University in Peabody Hall (Western Campus! Yay!).
• Version 6.sex (550) - January 1995 Most non-sexual, heterosexist, strictly male-oriented or unquestionably undesirable points removed or reworked. Questions worded and organized for faster testing. HTML.

Instructions for Use:

On the whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If you're still too young to qualify, well, these things take time.

Chaste makes waste. Virginity can be cured.

Remember: the conjugation is "I am erotic, You are kinky, They are perverts"

All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have happened before that time is considered not standing and void.

Definitions:

Necking

the kissing or stroking of a persons head or neck, the stroking of arms hands or back.

Petting

necking plus the caressing or fondling of other portions of anatomy; through or underneath clothing.

Masturbation

the rubbing/feeling of your genitals. Doesn't need to be to orgasm. Can be through clothing.

Mutual Masturbation

You masturbating your partner and/or you being masturbated. Not necessarily both at the same time.

Sexual activity

all of the above, plus what your puerile imagination dreams up. Doesn't necessarily mean penetration (but it can).

Sex

intercourse, anal sex, or oral sex. Use of dildo-like objects can count, especially when an action is physically impossible otherwise.

SO

significant other (girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse)

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a high score...even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.

--- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT ---

And, most of all, this is entertainment. Have as much fun in the taking as was had in the making.

Note to the test administrator:

Even though we tried to prevent it, this test can get monotonous. Try to "liven" it up by adding comments and goofiness wherever you want to. Encourage testees to be open with their answers. Taking a break is allowed, but not recommended. Plan on a few hours. Order some pizza. Get a keg. Smoke a bowl. Drop a hit. Whatever. Basically, have a party.

Perverts Anonymous Qualification Exam

Conversion from 6.6c to 6.sex by Mark Gray

Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities

1. eaten a banana or an ice cream cone in a provocative manner?
2. hot tubbed or saunaed in the nude with others?
3. put suntan lotion or the like on someone (at beach or pool)?
4. had someone put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on you?
5. played Naked Twister?
6. been picked up?
7. picked someone up?
8. had a one night stand?
9. send anonymous love letters to someone?
10. worn a strapless gown?

How Low Will You Go?

Have you ever:

1. lied about your sexual preference to avoid a date?
2. been in adultery (either as the married person or the other person)?
3. not considered living together without benefit of clergy or legal sanction a sin (can't live in sin if you don't believe in it)?
4. implied greater or lesser sexual experience than you actually possessed?
5. not thought it promiscuous having different partners annually?
6. -monthly?
7. -weekly?
8. -daily?
9. -concurrently?
10. had sex with someone whose name you didn't know at the time?
11. -whose face you never saw?
12. had sexual activity with someone ten or more years younger than you?
13. had sexual activity with someone ten or more years older than you?
14. gone to a motel for the sole purpose of sexual activity?
15. fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other than the one present during sexual activity?
16. -about Smurfs (or any cartoon character)?
17. -that you were somebody else?
18. faked orgasm (guys too)?
19. intentionally 'eavesdropped' while others were engaged in sexual activity?
20. used alcohol or another drug to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity (yours included)?
21. gone on a date in one night with two or more people with each person unaware of the other(s)?
22. gone steady with two or more people with each person unaware of the other(s)?
23. gone steady with two or more people with all aware of the other(s)?
24. been in a wet t-shirt contest?
25. judged a wet t-shirt contest?
26. been in a whose-better-physically-equipped contest (guys or girls)?
27. had sex without the use of a birth control method more effective than prayer (Oh God don't let me/her get pregnant)?
28. had sex with the "pull-out" method of birth control?
29. tried to convince your partner that intercourse would help prevent/relieve cramps?
30. tried to convince your partner that oral sex was good for the complexion?
31. been to a "public bath"?
32. been to a "massage parlor"?
33. given or received money for sexual activity (prostitution)?
34. been a bigamist (that's very bigamy to admit it)?
35. been on either end of "consensual" statutory rape?

Who Says You Need a Partner? OR I'm The Best I've Ever Had

(while the actions described here are usually done in private, it counts if others were present)

Have you ever:

1. had an arousing or sexually explicit dream (Wet Dreams and the like)?
2. skinny-dipped alone?
3. read or bought pornographic material that might be described as really gross?
4. subscribed to any erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals? (include alt.sex, alt.sex.whatever)
5. read the Song of Solomon?
6. read classic pornographic books (Candy, Fanny Hill, Naked Came the Stranger)?
7. been bored while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature?
8. written erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature (lust letters count)?
9. read any sex manuals (e.g. Joy of Sex, Everything you always wanted to Know about Sex)? Any good recommendations?
10. read Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis?
11. read the Karma Sutra?
12. read any Presidential report on obscenity?
13. underlined, or marked 'good' parts?
14. called any phone sex numbers (recorded or live)?
15. worked at a live phone sex number?
16. had phone sex with a friend?
17. masturbated more than four times in 24 hours?
18. -on a regular basis (more than once a week)?
19. -to multiple orgasm?
20. -with a pillow or mattress?
21. -using a sexual aid (dildo, inflatable doll)?
22. -using food?
23. -against a household appliance (washing machine on spin cycle)?
24. -while watching an R or X rated movie in public (a theatre)?
25. -while on the phone (no kinky interpretations of "on the phone". This means you were talking to somebody through the phone lines while you were masturbating. The other party need not know what you were doing, you little pervert)?
26. -while driving?
27. -in a public bathroom?
28. -in a public bathroom of the opposite sex?
29. -in any public place?
30. -in the wild?
31. fantasized about someone masturbating while masturbating?
32. fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex?
33. "basted" yourself (inserting a turkey baster into a major orifice)?
34. inserted anything into your rectum and then walked around all day?
35. been to a burlesque show (Rocky Horror counts)?
36. been to a peep show?
37. been to a live sex show?
38. held a private showing of an erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie?
39. wished you were of the opposite sex?
40. had a friend of the opposite sex that you traded clothes with?
41. worn clothing that was "revealing" (either of your figure, or that emphasized 'strategic' locations)?
42. photocopied personal portions of your anatomy?
43. owned an erotic art piece (like the cat woman's phallic symbol in A Clockwork Orange)?
44. sculpted an erotic art piece (clay, wood, soap, mashed potatoes, etc.)?
45. made an X or R rated snowman/woman?

Non-Platonic Activities

Have you:

1. been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man?
2. -a woman?
3. been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms by a man?
4. -a woman?
5. received a hickey from a man (or had the attempt)?
6. -a woman?
7. received a hickey in an intimate location from a man?
8. -a woman?
9. received scratch marks or nail marks from a man?
10. -a woman?
11. been bit or nibbled upon by a man?
12. -a woman?
13. had your bare legs fondled or stroked by a man?
14. -a woman?
15. had your bare chest fondled or stroked by a man?
16. -a woman?
17. had your bare genitals handled by a man?
18. -a woman?
19. pinched or patted a man's buttocks?
20. -a woman's?
21. kissed a man below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
22. -a woman?
23. petted a man above or below the waist?
24. -a woman?
25. made a hickey on a man?
26. -a woman?
27. made a hickey in an intimate location on a man?
28. -a woman?
29. left scratches, nail marks, or teeth marks on a man?
30. -a woman?
31. fondled or stroked a man's bare legs?
32. -a woman's?
33. stroked or fondled a man's bare breast or nipple?
34. -a woman's?
35. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's bare genitals?
36. -a woman's?
37. been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed (it really drives you insa-a-ane) with a man?
38. -a woman?
39. had you fingers licked or sucked by a man?
40. -a woman?
41. licked or sucked a man's fingers?
42. -a woman?
43. had your ear licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled by a man?
44. -a woman?
45. licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a man's ear or ear region?
46. -a woman's?
47. used sexual activity with a man who was asleep to wake him up?
48. -a woman?
49. woken up as a result of a man having sexual activity with you?
50. -a woman?
51. been given an orgasm by a man?
52. -a woman?
53. given a man an orgasm?
54. -a woman?
55. performed fellatio?
56. performed cunnilingus?
57. tasted a man's orgasmic fluids?
58. -a woman's?
59. received oral sex from a man?
60. -a woman?
61. performed mutual oral sex ('69') with a man?
62. -a woman?
63. performed mutual masturbation with a man?
64. -a woman?
65. watched while a man masturbated?
66. -a woman?
67. had a man watch while you masturbated?
68. -a woman?
69. had a man orgasm on you?
70. had a man orgasm in you?
71. performed anal sex on a man?
72. -a woman?
73. received anal sex from a man?
74. -a woman?
75. performed oral stimulation of the anus on a man?
76. -a woman?
77. received oral stimulation of the anus from a man?
78. -a woman?
79. been seen naked under good lighting by a man (not in a locker room)?
80. -a woman?
81. seen a man naked under good lighting?
82. -a woman?
83. undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you?
84. -a woman?
85. been in a man's company while both of you were nude without anything steamy happening?
86. -a woman?
87. bathed or showered with a man?
88. -a woman?
89. let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
90. -a woman?
91. washed a man who was perfectly capable of washing himself?
92. -a woman?
93. had sex with a man while in the shower?
94. -a woman?
95. had sex with a man while taking a bath?
96. -a woman?
97. kissed a man on a first date?
98. -a woman?
99. necked with a man on a first date?
100. -a woman?
101. petted with a man on a first date?
102. -a woman?
103. had oral sex from a man on a first date?
104. -a woman?
105. given a man oral sex on a first date?
106. -a woman?
107. had non-oral sex with a man on a first date?
108. -a woman?
109. had sex with a man who was a virgin?
110. -a woman?

The Nitty and the Gritty

Are you now, or have you ever been:

1. engaged in heterosexual activity?
2. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it?
3. engaged in homosexual activity (who better to know what feels good?)?
4. yes, again; no, thought?
5. engaged in bisexual activity (defined here as sexual activity with both genders on a relatively even ratio for the period of time in question)?
6. yes, again; no, thought?
7. engaged in incestuous activity (incest is best - put your sister to the test)?
8. yes, again; no, thought?
9. engaged in bestiality (sex with non-humans, not the merely sub human)?
10. yes, again; no, thought?
11. engaged in bondage ('voluntarily', you had some control on initiation.)?
12. yes, again; no, thought?
13. practiced zipitage (the picking of other people's zits)?
14. practiced "role-playing" for sexual purposes (nurse/patient, teacher/student, border guard/well-endowed co-ed)?
15. yes, again; no, thought?
16. crossed dressed (dressing in clothing of the opposite sex), other than for a costume party?
17. yes, again; no, thought?
18. caused another person pain for your pleasure, or had another inflict pain for their pleasure (its called sadism)?
19. yes, again; no, thought?
20. had another inflict pain for your own pleasure, or caused another person pain for their pleasure (its called masochism)?
21. yes, again; no, thought?
22. tied up a masochist and refused to cause them pain (its called cruel)?
23. been in a "theme" bar (gay, leather, etc.)?
24. yes, again; no, thought?
25. had a fetish (leather, rubber, feet, whatever)?

Green Eggs and Ham

1. with others in the same room, had sex?
2. -without them knowing?
3. while parents were in the same house, petted?
4. -had sex?
5. while parents were in the same room, petted?
6. -had sex?
7. while hot tubbing or in a sauna or steam bath, petted?
8. -had sex?
9. in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, petted?
10. -had sex?
11. in a place of religion, petted?
12. -had sex?
13. in a place of the dead (morgue, cemetery, etc), petted?
14. -had sex?
15. in a contraption of the dead (coffin, urn, etc), petted?
16. -had sex?
17. during a movie (in a theatre), petted?
18. -had sex?
19. in a sports area (stadium, court, track, or ballfield), petted?
20. -had sex?
21. in a car or small truck, minivan, etc. petted?
22. -had sex?
23. in a van, large pickup, etc. petted?
24. -had sex?
25. in a semi, RV, tank, etc. petted?
26. -had sex?
27. with the operator of a moving vehicle, petted?
28. -had sex?
29. as the operator of a moving vehicle, petted?
30. -had sex?
31. on a train, petted?
32. -had sex?
33. on a roller coaster, petted?
34. -had sex?
35. on a boat (canoe, rowboat, personal yacht, sailboat, etc), petted?
36. -had sex?
37. on a ship (battleship, aircraft carrier, etc), petted?
38. -had sex?
39. in an aircraft (airplane, blimp, zepplin, hovercraft, hot-air balloon, UFO, etc) in flight, petted?
40. -had sex?
41. on public transportation (bus, subway, tram or trolley), petted?
42. -had sex?
43. on a school bus, petted?
44. -had sex?
45. on horseback, petted (just don't scare the horses)?
46. -had sex?
47. in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small, non-moving enclosure, petted?
48. -had sex?
49. while in an elevator, or on an escalator or other people mover, petted?
50. -had sex?
51. on the floor, petted?
52. -had sex?
53. on the roof of a building, petted?
54. -had sex?
55. where the surrounding temperature was below freezing, petted?
56. -had sex? (now that's fucking cold)?
57. out of doors, had sex?
58. in a tree, petted?
59. -had sex?
60. in a semi public location where there was a possibility of discovery, had sex?
61. in a semi public location because there was a possibility of discovery, had sex?
62. at a public event (such as a rock concert, rally, or riot), petted?
63. -had sex?
64. in a library, petted?
65. -had sex?
66. in an outdoor body of water (swimming pool, river, lake, ocean), petted?
67. -had sex?
68. on a beach, petted?
69. -had sex?
70. in a school, petted?
71. -had sex?
72. in a living room, family room, or the like, petted?
73. -had sex?
74. in a kitchen, petted?
75. -had sex?
76. in any other household room, petted?
77. -had sex?
78. on a household appliance, petted?
79. -had sex?
80. on a table or countertop, petted?
81. -had sex?
82. on a pool table, piano, pinball machine, jukebox, etc. petted?
83. -had sex?
84. on or in a national monument, petted?
85. -had sex?

Look, Ma, No Hands!

Have you ever:

1. coined 'pet' names for your or your partner's genitalia?
2. had sex with the same person more than 10 times?
3. had sex with over 10 people (total - not necessarily at once)?
4. had sex more than 100 times?
5. -with the same person?
6. volunteered to sleep in the wet spot?
7. turned down sex?
8. made or taken a phone call during sexual activity (again, sexual activity does not mean penetration; just foolin' around) with someone?
9. during sexual activity, had your partner make or take a phone call with their parent, spouse, or other important type person?
10. ever been preoccupied during sexual activity (television, homework, playing piano, dictating a letter, hacking)?
11. ever had your partner be preoccupied during sexual activity?
12. had a general emergency arise during sexual activity (e.g. flood, fire, hurricane or Norse Stickball)?
13. had a minor emergency during sexual activity (e.g. muscle cramp, asthma attack, somebody at the door)?
14. during sexual activity had any crisis that now causes you great merriment (e.g. the bed broke, couldn't get the condom on)?
15. had nude snapshots taken of you?
16. taken nude snapshots of someone else?
17. given nude snapshots, drawings or other artwork, of yourself to someone?
18. engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session?
19. performed ritual sexual activity as part of a religious practice (Tantric Yoga, Fertility Rites, etc.)?
20. had sex until one of you was sore?
21. had sex until one of you was dry?
22. spanked anyone before or during sex?
23. been sore on the morning after?
24. had sex to Ravel's Bolero?
25. had sex to the Blue Danube?
26. had sex to any other classical selection?
27. had sex to Dr. Demento (the radio show; not the person)?
28. had sex to candlelight?
29. had sex to fireplace light?
30. had sex to campfire light?
31. had sex in full lighting?
32. had sex in absolute darkness?
33. disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity?
34. been a screamer?
35. caused someone to be a screamer?
36. had sex with you on top?
37. had sex with you on the bottom?
38. had sex dorsally ('doggy' style)?
39. had sex amphibiously ('froggy' style)?
40. had sex sitting up?
41. had sex standing up?
42. had sex in a chair?
43. had sex while leaning over a chair?
44. had sex while still clothed ('down with trousers, up with dresses!')?
45. had sex sideways?
46. had sex both facing the same direction (spooning)?
47. had sex in the wheelbarrow position (remember those "wheelbarrow races" when you were a kid)?
48. had sex while supporting your partner (physically, not financially)?
49. had sex upside-down (staircases, etc)?
50. had sex while hanging from the rafters?
51. had sex while bouncing on a trampoline?
52. had sex while hanging from a trapeze?
53. played "sit-n-spin" (use your imagination)?
54. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry?
55. had sex in front of or under a mirror?
56. participated in fist-fucking (see Caligula)?
57. participated in breast fucking (Hawaiian muscle-fuck)?
58. fallen asleep during sex?
59. had your partner fall asleep during sex?
60. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing?
61. kissed after oral sex without brushing or gargling?
62. talked dirty during sexual activity?
63. fainted as a result of orgasm (give them a stud point!)?
64. had your partner faint as a result of orgasm (take a stud point)?
65. caused multiple orgasms for someone?
66. caused multiple orgasms for someone who didn't think he/she was able?
67. been caused to have multiple orgasms?
68. had sex before breakfast?
69. had sex instead of lunch (good aerobics and low on calories)?
70. had a 'quickie'?
71. had sex more than five times in twenty four hours?
72. had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour time period?
73. gone in public after sex w/o bathing (and you're sure everyone can tell it too)?
74. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?
75. had sex with spectators (people watching you)?
76. been judged by the spectators?
77. had spectators take notes?
78. foot masturbated someone?
79. been foot masturbated?
80. tongue bathed someone?
81. been tongue bathed?
82. sucked the feet or toes of someone?
83. had someone suck your feet or toes?
84. been, or kept, a mistress/kept man?
85. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/SO of either of you returned unexpectedly?
86. walked in on your SO?
87. -your parents?
88. -your friend's parents?
89. initiated sexual activity with someone in authority (your parole officer, psychiatrist, babysitter, doctor, nurse, therapist, lawyer, judge, instructor, TA)?
90. -with an intellectual (librarian, author, essayist, or scribe)?
91. -with a member of an 'out' group (someone you wouldn't take home to meet the family, e.g. a biker, air head or securities broker)?
92. -with a member of a sports team or a cheer leader?
93. -with an acrobatic-type athlete (gymnast, etc)?
94. -with a religious officiary (priest, nun, cardinal, pope, etc.)?

Kids, Don't Try This at Home

Have you:

1. told dirty jokes?
2. discussed masturbation (discussing it during/because-of a purity test doesn't cut it)?
3. french kissed below the waist?
4. discussed oral sex techniques (In general, not as part of a lesson)?
5. asked for instructions in oral sex techniques (again, lecture not lab)?
6. given lessons in oral sex techniques ('I'm only going to do this once, so pay attention!')?
7. demonstrated oral sex techniques with a 'visual aid' (carrot, cucumber, taco, etc.)?
8. demonstrated oral sex techniques with an assistant?
9. been the assistant?
10. demonstrated oral sex techniques for more than one person at a time?
11. smelled the crotchpiece of underwear that was worn by somebody else?
12. owned a collection of underwear not your own?
13. been attracted to someone as much by an article of their clothing as by their body?
14. been a voyeur (without their knowledge)?
15. accepted an invitation to watch?
16. made an invitation to watch?
17. disrobed in public?
18. done a strip tease for someone?
19. been to a nude beach?
20. sunned your buns or tanned your can?
21. paraded about in the nude (sprints don't count, nor does while searching for undies after a shower. This must be some serious nudeness)?
22. used your hair for the sexual arousal of others (beards count)?
23. searched for the G-spot?
24. accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender?
25. intentionally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender (how else can you read the graffiti)?
26. streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your body to the general public without being paid?
27. streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your body to the general public as part of a job?
28. posed nude or semi nude in public (e.g. art classes)?
29. posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit art?
30. created erotic or explicit art based on a nude model?
31. helped to cover for someone's escapades (provide alibi, accommodations, opportunity)?
32. been late to work, class or an appointment because you were involved in sexual activity?
33. been interrupted by the police during any sexual activity?
34. had sexual activity with siblings (not your own)?
35. -simultaneously?
36. had sexual activity with a parent and child (not your own)?
37. shaved, colored or bleached your pubic region?
38. had someone else shave your pubic region?
39. shaved someone else's pubic region?
40. had sex during menstruation?
41. performed oral sex on a menstruating woman (or been the woman)?
42. considered sperm a protein supplement?
43. "pounced" somebody (You're gonna fuck me NOW!)?
44. had a SO leave you for someone of their gender (e.g. your husband left you for another man)?
45. left a SO for someone of your gender?
46. handed out condoms as party favors?
47. discussed favorite brand of condom?
48. played with a condom (inflated it, filled it with water, unrolled it over your hand)?
49. chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack thereof)?
50. carried a condom 'just in case'?
51. tasted your own sexual fluids?
52. been complimented on your taste?
53. complimented someone on their taste?
54. been in a situation where semen (yours or somebody else's) was shot any distance?
55. -where it hit somebody's face?
56. worn body paint?
57. painted somebody?
58. have you a tattoo?
59. used a feather or other tickling device for the sexual arousal of someone?
60. used ice for sexual purposes?
61. used a frozen object (not ice cubes) as a dildo (Popsicle, icicle, etc)?
62. used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
63. put gravy, syrup, honey or other spreadable food on your partner and licked or eaten it (things go better with butter)?
64. had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked off?
65. used oils (baby, Wesson, etc) or erotic lotions (motion lotion, etc) for a body rub?
66. used kiwis (the fruit, the bird, or the shoe polish) for sexual purposes?
67. used any food for sexual purposes?
68. bought ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
69. given or received ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
70. worn edible underwear or eaten it off of somebody else?
71. worn lingerie?
72. worn somebody else's lingerie?
73. worn leather or rubber lingerie?
74. worn fishnets?
75. had animals walk on or around you while you were having sex?

Don't Worry; I was a Boy Scout

Have you ('voluntarily'):

1. fantasized of being tied up for erotic purposes?
2. -of tying someone up for erotic purposes?
3. bought bondage & discipline literature?
4. read anything by the Marquis de Sade?
5. read "The Story of O"
6. -seen the movie?
7. improvised bondage extemporaneously during sexual activity (e.g. holding someone down)?
8. worn a collar/leash for erotic purposes?
9. been gagged for erotic purposes?
10. tied someone up or been tied up for erotic purposes (ropes, scarfs, ties)?
11. -and had sex?
12. -and NOT had sex (teased)?
13. bound someone or been bound in chains (handcuffs, leg irons, plain chain)?
14. had someone whip you?
15. -until you bled?
16. whipped someone?
17. -until they bled?
18. played "switch" (been in each role - top/dominant and bottom/submissive)?
19. had your lips/tongue/nipples pierced?
20. had your other lips pierced (or penis)?
21. pierced someone else's lips/tongue/nipples/genitals?
22. had hot candle wax put on you?
23. put hot candle wax on someone else?
24. posed for or created B&D drawings, photographs, or movies?
25. Do you consider bondage a way of showing how much you trust another person?

Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH!

Have you ever:

1. flirted with animals?
2. masturbated with (using the aid of) an animal?
3. masturbated an animal to orgasm?
4. received oral sex from an animal?
5. performed oral sex on an animal?
6. had sexual intercourse with an animal?
7. had sexual activities with a domestic animal (dog, cat, rabbit, rat, etc.)?
8. had sexual activities with a farm animal (cow, sheep, chicken, etc.)?
9. had sexual activities with a wild animal (tiger, lion, buffalo, etc.)?
10. had sexual activities with a particular animal more than once?

Mama Always Told Me to Share

Have you:

1. skinny-dipped with others?
2. participated in group masturbation (each member masturbating themselves)?
3. played any game which required the removal of clothing (strip poker, Monopoly, chess)?
4. deliberately lost a game which required the removal of clothing?
5. played a game which required you or others to perform a sexual action on another participant?
6. walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual activity, and been asked to join and did so?
7. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and you asked them to join?
8. had sex in the same room with others having sex (partners not exchanged)?
9. kissed more than one person at the same time?
10. been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a time?
11. participated in group sex (four or more people; partners exchanged)?
12. been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trois?
13. been involved in a menage-a-trois?
14. invited someone to join in a menage-a-trois?
15. participated in a two (or more) in one?
16. participated in a circle-o-fuck?
17. participated in a '69' circle?
18. been to a party where everyone was coated with something slippery (cooking oil, soap, mud)?
19. participated in an orgy or similar group activity (four or more people; everybody licking and sucking and fucking everybody else)?
20. made an invitation to join in an orgy or similar group activity?
21. participated in more than one orgy or similar group activity with the same group?
22. participated in an orgy or similar group activity with more than one group?
23. participated in a fuck-a-thon (where the object is to see how many times you can have sex in a set period of time)?
24. ever performed oral sex on somebody after they had had intercourse with somebody else without that person washing?
25. ever had somebody perform oral sex on you while you were having intercourse with somebody else (pretty picture, eh?)?

Meta Questions

1. lied on a Purity Test to improve you score?
2. done something with the intent to 'improve' your Purity Test scores or used a Test for inspiration (using the Purity Test as a check-list)?
3. been jealous of, or impressed by, someone else's test scores?
4. taken (or are about to be finished with) a group purity test?
5. taken any form of a purity test more than five times?
6. administered a group purity test?
7. participated in a purity test with ulterior motives?
8. remembered something by taking a purity test?
9. written or re-written a purity test?
10. If you've done something not mentioned on this test, say it aloud and let the group decide if you should get a point for it (maximum one point per person).

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